manywinged:

manywinged:

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

eternal-fractal:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

shirkers2018dirsanditan:

all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

White Boy STUNS Waiter By Ordering Bread In Perfect Phyrgian After Being Raised In Total Linguistic Isolation By A Cruel And Inhumane Pharaoh

this one is gonna go over huge. people on here have definitely read herodotus

beardedmrbean:

sugarnsaffron:

sugarnsaffron:

toilethumor:

the fuck you brothers

I’m eat shit

And I’m die

wait

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

cryptotheism:

cheddar-baby:

Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must’ve been the wind.

h0useofw0lves:

zegalba:

mortimer:

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon

r0zeclawz:

such meaningful smells…… i’ll sniff them all!